Greetings citizens around cyber space.
Election buzz has contaminated the office at the moment with our ongoing campaign to get Walter Pinhead a job as UK Prime Minister.
With only a few hours to go until ‘last orders at the ballot’, , we at the V.C.U.P. urge the fine people of the United Kingdom to vote for a change, vote Pinhead and put the pinstripes back into Parliament.
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Above all, fine citizens, you have your say and do the right thing,
VOTE PINHEAD FOR PREMIERE
Apparently, Gordon Brown was willing to concede defeat after acknowledging Walter had better dress sense. Dave Cameroon is still in the Grimsby Chippy reading yesterday’s news about that Lib Dem guy that people seem to have forgotten about.
Not us, no worries Clegg ol’ bean, there’s a place for you on our team any day of the working week – as tea boy. (Madam Home Secretary elect likes ginger nuts in the biscuit department).
MellorMedia are please to announce a ‘new addition’ to the team……no…the wife’s not up the duff but there’s a new member of staff who is more mad than Man Mellor Man himself. If Stuart even creates anything worth broadcasting I’m sure he’ll blame me for the glitches, ha ha.
VOTE FOR A CHANGE, VOTE PINHEAD.
PUTTING THE PINSTRIPES BACK INTO PARLIAMENT